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Madonna: Calls Gaga "Lady Who?"
Madonna: talks about Gaga in interviews in the months leading up to her album
Madonna: sings about Gaga on tour and practically dedicates an entire act to her
Gaga: says nothing about Madonna for months and months at a time
Madonna stans: OH MY GOD CACA IS SO OBSESSED WITH MY FAVE! AHAHAH SHE'LL NEVER BE QUEEN BECAUSE SHE'S NOT HER!!! IT'S NOT HER FAULT SHE WAS BORN THIS WAY AHAHAH!!!!
The Madonna stans know their comments have left a deep and rotting imprint on the inferior minds of the Gaga stans as they leave their computers and form a single file line to leave the library and take the senior ride back to Summerville assisted living home.
thatxlavenderxblonde: I worry about Gaga’s safety and health more than I do my own or anyone else’s tbh